What is Funnier than a dead Baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail its OTHER hand to the floor
How do you get 100 dead babies into a bowl? With A Blender How do you get 100 dead babies out of a bowl? With Tostitos.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a fruit.
What's the difference between a crate full of dead babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.
What is blue and sits at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties. What is red and floats at the top of a pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.
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