A man gets a local talk show called Casey and Ron to prank call his wife on her birthday, and this is the conversation they had.
Hello Lois, my name is Mike; Im the personnel director here at your husbands work.
Oh hi, how are you?
Im fine. And how are you?
Lois, are you sitting down?
Well, I have some bad news.
What do you mean bad news? Bobs ok isnt he?
Well actually, thats why I called to talk to you. Its about Bob, and, um, I know hes been an employee here for a very long time, but Im afraid were gonna have to let Bob go.
"What do you mean? Wait thats not very fair. Hes been very loyal to you.
Look I can understand you feeling that way.
Feeling that way? You dont understand we just had a baby.
"No, I understand, I understand.
"This is a very hard time to do this kind of a thing.
Yes it is, but Bob has kind of forced our hand on this.
Why are you firing him?
"(sigh) We caught him doing his secretary on his office desk.
Oh, that sonofabitch!
Look, I know you're upset.
Upset is not the word that stupid rotten sonofabitch I cant believe this.
Hes on his way home right now, and hes gonna need your support.
Support my fucking ass! Im gonna change the locks on the door; Im throwing all his stuff on the fucking front lawn. He can just have it all. Im not even gonna be here when he gets back. An now, now, I dont feel so bad about fucking his brother.
(gasp) Lois, Lois, Lois, its Casey and Ron, its a joke, your husband put us up, its your birthday uuuhhhh, Happy Birthday!
fucking his bro? wow! i wanna hear the next part when tehy tell him she fucked his bro! :P
I think I saw this on Snopes... I don't remember if it was true or not :B