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STATE OF KENTUCKY RESIDENCY APPLICATION FORM

Name: ______________ (last)

First:(Please tick appropriate box)

Billy-Bob [ ] Billy-Joe [ ] Billy-Ray [ ] Billy-Sue [ ] Billy-Mae [ ] Billy-Jack [ ]

Shoe size: ______ (left) ________ (right)

Occupation:

Farmer [ ] Mechanic [ ] Hair Dresser [ ] Unemployed [ ]

Relationship with spouse:

sister [ ] brother [ ] aunt [ ] uncle [ ] cousin [ ] mother [ ] father [ ] son [ ] daughter [ ] pet [ ]

Education: 1 2 3 4 (tick highest grade completed)

Do you own [ ] or rent [ ] your mobile home?

___ total number of vehicles you own ___ number of vehicles that still crank ___ number of vehicles in front yard ___ number of vehicles in back yard ___ number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:

truck [ ] bedroom [ ] bathroom [ ] kitchen [ ] shed [ ]

Model and year of pick-up: __________194__

Do you have a gun rack? [ ]yes [ ]no. (If no, please explain)

___ number of times you've seen Elvis ___ number of times you've seen a UFO ___ number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:

weekly [ ] monthly [ ] N/A [ ]

Colour of teeth:

yellow [ ] brownish-yellow [ ] brown [ ] black [ ] N/A [ ]

How far is your home from a paved road:

1-5 miles [ ] 5-10 miles [ ] don't know [ ]

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by emma w. 1+ years ago

elvis in a ufo XD

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