red wagon

mark as unread

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration.

"Thanks," the girl replied.

The firefighter looked a little closer and noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

"Little Partner," the fire fighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think it could go faster."

The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

Rate

How funny is this joke, video, picture?

Submitted By

Stats

smiley 8.2 PG

submitted: 1+ years ago

viewed: 19,326 times

categories: animals, nature

close

Permalink

Permalink:

close

Save to List

Loading...

Personal Lists

Create New Personal List

List Name:

Allow Others to View/Subscribe:

save cancel

saving...

Community Lists

Create New Community List

List Name:

save cancel

saving...

joke

User Comments Add Comment

showing 1 - 4 of 4 discussions       sort by: newest

[below viewing threshold, show comment] -1 thumb down thumb up
by Joel E. 1+ years ago

I read a different version that only had one dog with the ropes around his testicles, which makes more sense because the cat would eventually learn and walk where it doesn't get it's nuts pulled, but it's still funny.

Reply to Joel E.'s comment
[below viewing threshold, show comment] -1 thumb down thumb up
by emma l. 1+ years ago

I actually LOL'd at this one, 10/10 for you!

Reply to emma l.'s comment
[below viewing threshold, show comment] -1 thumb down thumb up
by Taxon n. 1+ years ago

roflmao

Reply to Taxon n.'s comment
[below viewing threshold, show comment] -1 thumb down thumb up
by Yessica R. 1+ years ago

hahahhahahah nice

Reply to Yessica R.'s comment
CEYLP_red wagon

Advertise | About Us | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | Copyright Agent | Parents' Guide | Contact Funny.com

kfHgNbqsEBMpuf5X9BEQtg
0