a little kid is assigned a report on the most interesting thing he had EVER seen. hes thinking and on the way home he sees two greyhounds racing one gets so far ahead that he waits up and the other runs right into him ramming his nose up the others ass!

so the little boy says man thats awesome, im gonna write about that, so he writes a report, he goes to school the next day and his teacher says so johnny what did you write about, he says well on the way home yesterday i saw two greyhound dogs racing, one got so far ahead of the other that it waited up and the other one rammed its nose up its ass, the teacher interrupts and says johnny! we do not say "ass" we say RECTUM, johnny shouts , RECTUM IT DAMN NEAR KILLED HIM!