You know how when ever you fart everyone knows it like even your grandma will call you up and be like "Oh, My Goodness," did you fart? I mean you could be in the Sahara dessert and you could fart and a whole marching band would come around the corner.
My Uncle used the have the walking farts right and when he used to walk it would be like plll! plll! plll! One time he decided he wanted to go outside and run around the house. So, like five seconds after he walks out I swear I thought that we were getting shot at by our neighbors with a machine gun.
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