A blond gets a job at a tickle me Elmo factory. About a week after she is hired, the department manager comes into the boss's office yelling and screaming about all how bad the blond is doing. So the boss walks over to where the blond is, and sees her siting at the end of the toy line and has got it all backed up. She has a pair of scissors in her hand and a bag of marbles in her lap, and she is cutting holes between the legs of the elmos.
The boss just begins to laugh histericaly and falls on the floor, holding his gut. When he finally gets up, he tells the blond, "you are suppose to give the elmos two test tickles, not two testicles!!"