The GENIE

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So this guy (were naming him Person A) walks into a bar and see's a really small person about 12 inches playing the piano and next to him is a person holding an oil lamp (Person B). Person A goes up to Person B and say's "what are you holding"

Person B says it's a genie lamp and if you rub it, a genie comes and and grants you a wish.

So he rubs the lamp and a genie comes out, he say's "I will grant you one wish, what will it be"

The guy say's " how about, 1 million bucks"

"The wish shall be granted" the genie says, the guy walks outside and see one million ducks flying over him and crapping all over him.

He goes back inside the bar full of crap, and person B says to him that the genie can't hear very well do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist.

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