This guy was walking in the park with his parrot when he
saw a contest for birds. so he thought he'd give it a go.
the contest was to see which bird can fly past the mark
fastest. the mark being 300ft away was going to be dificult
for the birds. there was an eagle, a hawk, and the parrot.
so the contest started and the eagle and hawk flue as fast
as they could while the parrot did nothing. the eagle soon
reached the 200ft point when all of a sudden the parrot
shoots right past the eagle and and won the contest. when
they ask the owner how he felt about winning the contest.
the parrot says "who cares about winning, I want the
asshole who stuck a cigerrete up my ass.
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