A doctor calls his patient one day saying, "I have some good news and worse news."
The patient says, "Oh no doctor! Tell me the bad news first."
So the doctor informs his patient that he has 24 hours to live. "Well what could be worse than that?" asks the patient.
And the doctor says, "I forgot to call you yesterday."
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