the restaurant bill

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A couple were at a restaurant talking about their meal.The woman said “ it was perfect.Not too spicy” and the guy responded, “ok thats good.Im really glad you liked it” then the bill came.It was $152 and the guy obviously looked mad. The woman asked if everything was alright and if she could help with it. But the man said “ no, no. It was my idea, my treat” “Are you sure?” she said after a long pause he says yes. What he was really thinking was “What im signing here is a blowjob contract, common sense says im due at least a hummer tonight maybe a t-bag , so yea, im sure.”

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