A couple were at a restaurant talking about their meal.The woman said it was perfect.Not too spicy and the guy responded, ok thats good.Im really glad you liked it then the bill came.It was $152 and the guy obviously looked mad. The woman asked if everything was alright and if she could help with it. But the man said no, no. It was my idea, my treat Are you sure? she said after a long pause he says yes. What he was really thinking was What im signing here is a blowjob contract, common sense says im due at least a hummer tonight maybe a t-bag , so yea, im sure.
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