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There once was a man with a horrible speech impediment. So one day he went to a store and said "Can I have some bum?" and the cashier says "Do you mean gum?" "Yes, bum. And can I have a fucket?" "Do you mean a bucket?" "Yes, a fucket. And do you have a cock n spanket?" "Do you mean a cockerspaniel?" "Yes, a cock n spanket." So theman went outside with his things when his cockerspaniel ran off. So he asked a man who was standing close by "Can you hold my bum and fucket while I catch my cock n spanket?"

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