This is a true story.One day my boyfriend went into the store to buy some condoms for one of his friends that was too scared to buy them himself. As anyone knows whenever you buy the smallest thing they always ask if you want a bag with that. Well he placed the condoms on the counter and when he was paying for them, the lady asked " Would you like a bag with that?"
My boyfriend said " No thanks, she's not that ugly!"
The lady just laughed.