Business Proposal

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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office... but she belonged to someone else...

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..." but the girl said, "NO."

Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says ask him for $200 then pick up the money very fast... he won't even be able to get his pants down.

She agrees and accepts the proposal.

Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...She said, "The bastard used quarters!"

Management Lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it, and getting screwed

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submitted: 1+ years ago

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categories: men, women, relationships sex, sexuality work, school

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by Laura M. 1+ years ago

It's the same joke as someone already submitted, but this says quarters instead of dimes..still funny, though.

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by Seth T. 1+ years ago

thats gay and so r u (unless ur a girl then ur a lezbo)

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by Dave M. 1+ years ago

thats fucking hilarious!!!

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by Brittany P. 1+ years ago

nice!!!!!!!!!! :D

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by John S. 1+ years ago

That was pretty funny.

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