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One Christmas Santa was putting presents under a tree when a young woman walked in and said "I want you Santa" Santa said "Ho ho ho, gotta go gotta go, gotta deliver to the kids you know." The girl took off her shirt and repeated what she said earlier, and Santas response was the same. The girl then removed her pants and said "This is you last chance" And Santa said "Hey Hey Hey, gotta stay gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"

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