One day a newsreporter found there was no more news to report. So he decided to jump off a bridge. "1, 2, " But right before he said 3 and jumped a cop went up to him and said "There's no one to arrest, I'm going to jump off with you!" So they began "1, 2, " But then a fireman went up to them and said there were no fires to put out, and he wanted to jump too. So they began "1, 2, 3!" But on 3 the fireman and cop jumped, but the reporter had thought of something. "2 people jump off a bridge... that's a great news story!
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