Real Answers to Driving School Questions

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Q. Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A. What for? He can't see my license plate...

Q. Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A. What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q. Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A. The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q. What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car? A. Always wear a condom.

Q. How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A. Be too shit-faced to find your keys.

Q. What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A. I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q. What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A. I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q. What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? A. Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.

Q. What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A. The color.

Q. How do you deal with heavy traffic? A. Heavy psychedelics.

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