Divorce

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One day a married couple were out driving. The wife then said "Henry I want a divorce" and then, Henry sped up. The wife said "I want the kids," and Henry sped up again. "Iwant the house," the wife said. And Henry sped up. "And I want he dog" And Henry sped up the car once more. "Is there anything you want Henry?" "Oh, I have evrything I need," "And what's that?" And seconds before the car hit a brick wall at 100 mph Henry replied "I'VE GOT THE ONLY AIRBAG BITCH!"

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