THE TRUTH.

What makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We all have been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here is a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

IF: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is respresented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K calculates to: 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98%

and,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E calculates to: 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E calculates to: 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5= 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T calculates to: 21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you:

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+14+7= 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, bullshit and ass kissing will put you over the top!

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by Grace M. 1+ years ago

You forgot number 2 on Bullshit.

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by Kitsune U. 1+ years ago

But proctastination is worth more than all of those.

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by Kira K. 1+ years ago

too funny, sadly I know someone like that.

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by Robert H. 1+ years ago

I like your line of reasoning. 'Incompetence' > 'Intelligence', a 'big lie' is less than a 'small lie', and there is unfortunately no combination of inspiration and perspiration that can yield genius - though with A BIT OF LUCK you can overcome just about ANYTHING.

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by kane s. 1+ years ago

haha, mother is half of sucsess!

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by Adam J. 1+ years ago

awesome joke XD did you figure that out yourself,here it from someone, or just found it from another site???STILL COOL JOKE THOUGH :)

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by TONI C. 1+ years ago

my name Toniquica= that i put in 108% so im some where between bullshiter and asskisser

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by Emma G. 1+ years ago

BRILL xD

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by Sima G. 1+ years ago

Love it!!! xD

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by Bob B. 1+ years ago

What about sleeping?; Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z 26+26+26+26+26+26+26+26=208, that will really put you over the top! This was still funny :D

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by Jazmine N. 1+ years ago

lolz! nice, seems pretty true too.

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