What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We all have been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
Here is a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
IF: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is respresented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K calculates to: 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98%
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E calculates to: 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E calculates to: 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5= 100%
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T calculates to: 21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you:
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+14+7= 118%
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, bullshit and ass kissing will put you over the top!
But proctastination is worth more than all of those.
I like your line of reasoning. 'Incompetence' > 'Intelligence', a 'big lie' is less than a 'small lie', and there is unfortunately no combination of inspiration and perspiration that can yield genius - though with A BIT OF LUCK you can overcome just about ANYTHING.
awesome joke XD did you figure that out yourself,here it from someone, or just found it from another site???STILL COOL JOKE THOUGH :)
my name Toniquica= that i put in 108% so im some where between bullshiter and asskisser
What about sleeping?; Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z 26+26+26+26+26+26+26+26=208, that will really put you over the top! This was still funny :D