The Duck and Plums

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A duck entered a hardware store and asked "Hey, got any plums?" The cashier said "This is a hardware store." The Duck left and entered the same store the next day and asked "Hey, got any plums?" The cashier, angry, said "This is a hardware store!" The Duck left and came back 3 more times and asked the same question and got the same answer. On the last day the cashier told him "If you come back asking for plums, I'll staple your legs to the floor." The duck came back the next day and said "Hey, got any staples?" "No, fresh out." "Good, got any plums."

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