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A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

(B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

(C) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

(D) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans

(E) Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.

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by debasree t. 1+ years ago

good one..... Everyone can have their own personal blog in which is a site to express your valuable thoughts

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by Jess S. 1+ years ago

i get it its kinda fuuny but ma friends dont get it there weird

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by CAJE C. 1+ years ago

Amazing what language can do to your heart. Maybe cuz the English language has so many vulgar words?

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by mariam m. 1+ years ago

wish i was japanese....

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by Tom F. 1+ years ago

Oddly enough, the joke is in English.

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by chad b. 1+ years ago

damn it! er i mean... sacre bleu!

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