Once on an airplane, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and Al Gore were sitting with each other when they got bored. Just then, Al Gore came up with an idea. He took 100 dollar bill out of his pocket and said, "I'm going to toss this bill out the window and make one lucky person down there happy"
Obama came back by taking two 50-dollar bills and said, "Well, I'm going to throw these out the window and make 2 lucky people happy."
Hillary, not wanting to lose, took out 100 singles and said, "Well, I'm going to toss these out the window and make 100 lucky people down there a little happy."
The pilot, being extremely annoyed and pissed off at this point, comes out and says, "You know what? I'm going to toss all your sorry asses out of the plane and make the whole world happy!"