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Test for Dementia

Test for Dementia

Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?

Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down)

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?

You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only . Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right.... Maybe.

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

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He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple.

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by Carla M. 1+ years ago

Got all of them right... =)

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by bradely c. 1+ years ago

i got them all wrong, yet i'm a merit scholar.

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by md j. 1+ years ago

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by Rochanda R. 1+ years ago

1 out of 5 correct...i feel dumb lol

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by Mac G. 1+ years ago

Should be called "are you smarter then a smartass?"

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by David H. 1+ years ago

What if Mary is really a he?

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by lochard d. 1+ years ago

haha easy as i got all of them :)

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by Josh B. 1+ years ago

thats the only one i got right

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by cathy m. 1+ years ago

the only one i got wrong was the 5000 one!!!

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by Piper S. 1+ years ago

I got four out of five correct! YAY!!!

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by Emily H. 1+ years ago

i got them aaaaall wrong! dang it.

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by Adeisa C. 1+ years ago

I only got #4 right because I've seen it somewhere else. I feel so stupid....

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by K D. 1+ years ago

lol i only got 4 right... heh i feel silly

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by L L. 1+ years ago

got all right xDD

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by Amy M. 1+ years ago

omg i only got question 4! :s not good!

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by nick j. 1+ years ago

i got all 4 plus the bonus question ha ha

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by Autumn C. 1+ years ago

shit! i meant #3... maybe i'm not so smart. lol!

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by Autumn C. 1+ years ago

whoo hoo! i got them all except #4. smartest person alive!! j/k

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by bry n. 1+ years ago

i got #1, i got #2 (btw, you can overtake the last person - if you do then you are 1st (or you can be any postion really as you can over lap them, unless you are doing a straight race), #3 got me, i got #4

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by Angelique G. 1+ years ago

I saw #4 somewhere else but everything else caught me stupid.

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by Duckerdoo 1+ years ago

I have to admit. You stumped me on #4. I even read it slowly, and looked for a pattern. I came up with NuNu, YesYes, YupYup, YaYa, etc. lol