A blonde walks up to a pop machine and puts 50 cents in, gets her pop and sets in next to her. Then she puts a dollar in gets a pop and puts the pop next to her, then puts the other 50 cents in and gets her pop and sets it next to her. "Awwwwwwwww fuck, are you done yet?" a man said behind her. She turns around and said, "Shut the fuck up, I'm winning!"