More Than Murphys Law

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After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. --Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair

Identical parts aren't. --Beach's Law

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. --Anthony's Law of the Workshop

Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come. -- Tussman's Law

If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway. --Lowery's Law

The solution to a problem changes the problem. --Peer's Law

There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance. --William's Law

Machines should work. People should think. --IBM's Pollyanna Principle

The most ineffective workers shall be moved systematically to the place where they can do the least damage. --The Dilbert Principle

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. --Ehrlich's Law

It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry. --Ralph's Observation

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. -- Cannon's Comment

The newer the carpet the greater the likelihood that the bread will land jelly side down. -- Law of inevitable consequences.


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