Real Country Songs, Funny Names

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Real Country Music Song Titles: All I Want From You (Is Away) All My Exes Live In Texas All the Guys that Turn Me On Turn Me Down Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart? Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus? Are You on the Top 40 of the Lord? At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump Bubba Shot The Jukebox Bubba's Inconvenience Store Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me? Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love) Cow Cow Strut Did I Shave my Legs for This?

Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears Come out of the Wheatfield Nellie, You're Going Against the Grain Do You Love As Good As You Look? Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight? Don't Believe My Heart Can Stand Another You. Don't Chop Any Wood Mother, I'm Comin' in With a Load! Don't Come Home a-Drinkin' With Lovin' on Yo-mind Don't Give Me A Plastic Saddle 'Cuz I Want To Feel That Leather When I Ride Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling Don't Squeeze My Sharmon. Don't Strike A Match (To The Book Of Love) Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life.) Four on the Floor and a Fifth Under the Seat Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer) Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye. Git Up Off'n the Floor Hannah (a Bitter New Year's Eve) Going to Hell in Your Heavenly Arms Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart. Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine Heaven's Just A Sin Away. Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind. Her Cheatin' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me Her Only Bad Habit Is Me Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure. Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares) High Cost of Low Living Hold On To Your Men..’Cause She's Single Again How Can A Whiskey That's 6 Years Old Whup A Man That's 33? How Can I Get Over You if You Won't Get Out from Under Me? How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?


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