A skinny white man goes into a lift and looks at a huge black man who says, "Before you ask, I'm 7ft tall, 350lbs with a 20 inch dick and my balls weigh 3lb each, Turner Brown. The white guy faints and when he comes around, he asks the black man to repeat what he'd said before. The black man repeats his stats and says my name is Turner Brown. The white man then said, "Oh! Thank God! I thought you said, 'turn around'!"