top ten reasons why it sucks to be a dick

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10.Every time you get excited you throw up 9.you have a hole in your head 8.ZIPPERS 7.you never get a hair cut 6.your closest neighbor is an asshole 5.you are always hanging around with 2 nuts 4.your best friend is a pusy 3.your master strangles you nightly 2.if you're Jewish your scalp gets cut off

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON IS: 1.you shrink in cold water

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