Why President Bush Made it into gods office

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One day, a man named Peter made it into the "Golden Gates"

He asked God,"What are those clocks behind you Lord".

And God replied,

"Theese are the clocks that indicate how many lies a person has told in their entire life.For example here is Mother Teresa's clock still at zero indicating she has never told a lie in her life'.

"Whoa"!,Peter replied

"Yes son it is very fascinating".,said the Lord

"And here is Abraham Lincon's it has moved two spaces indicating he has only told two lies in his whole life".,the lord said

"Lord".,said Peter

"Yes son".,said the Lord

"Where is President Bush's clock".,said peter

"My son his clock is in the holy offices, it is being used as a celing fan".,said the lord

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