Sally and her Gramps went to the store to get Sally a giftr for her birthday. When Sally got there she didn't know what she wanted exactly. So her Gramps told her to look around and think about it, then come back in 1/2 hour to show him and he'd get it no matter the cost. She agreed and when the 1/2 hour rolled around she met up with her Gramps and he asked what she had decided on. She plainly stated, "I would like a new butt, for mine has a crack in it." Her Gramps stands there amazed and disheveled.