A farmer met up with another farmer on the street. "Man," the farmer said to his friend. "You missed it, earlier a bunch load of lawyers crashed into each other. There were bodies everywhere."
"Well, what did you do with the bodies," the friend asked.
"I buried them," The farmer said.
"They were ALL DEAD!?!" his friend asked.
"Well," The farmer said, "Some of them said they weren't, but you know how they lie!"
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