Testing your Vocabulary

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1) What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?

2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

4) What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

5) What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

6) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

7) What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

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ANSWERS: 1. (talk) 2. (legs) 3. (a twenty dollar bill) 4. (firetruck) 5. (fork) 6. (Almond Joy candy bar) 7. (last name)

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by Emily H. 1+ years ago

I totally got the almondjoy one! Now, you irrational killjoys who will put a reply that most likely says something like "oh my gosh! you did? wow, so did the rest of us! were so proud." fuck off! have a nice day :) i thought this was funny

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by joyce t. 1+ years ago

LOL

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by chad b. 1+ years ago

i got all but the first one, because "talk" does not mean intercourse

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