You can't keep a bad sister out.
No-one's kids really behave, yet, in the grocery store, there's always a good example.
You're not really his/her worst class.
To avoid being kicked out of a bar, don't cuss the waitress out when she brings you a to-go box after you've only had a slice of pizza.
Don't worry, there's always a dumber idiot than you.
Run AWAY from the mad blonde! On sencond thought, just pull the pin and throw it back.
There IS a smart-ass out there trying to piss you off.
Erections are useless until high school.
16 is the magic number! By then, your daughter will come home pregnant or with a million piercings or tattoos.
Everyone has stupidity, it just surfaces less in others.
67.158% of all percentanges are made up on the spot.
Rest assured, you'll all be old, gray, and soft one day.
And, finally, You just wasted all of about a minute reading this!
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