A Few of Life's Many Philosophies

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You can't keep a bad sister out.

No-one's kids really behave, yet, in the grocery store, there's always a good example.

You're not really his/her worst class.

To avoid being kicked out of a bar, don't cuss the waitress out when she brings you a to-go box after you've only had a slice of pizza.

Don't worry, there's always a dumber idiot than you.

Run AWAY from the mad blonde! On sencond thought, just pull the pin and throw it back.

There IS a smart-ass out there trying to piss you off.

Erections are useless until high school.

16 is the magic number! By then, your daughter will come home pregnant or with a million piercings or tattoos.

Everyone has stupidity, it just surfaces less in others.

67.158% of all percentanges are made up on the spot.

Rest assured, you'll all be old, gray, and soft one day.

And, finally, You just wasted all of about a minute reading this!


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