A Headach of a decision

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A manager is in a pickle. He was told he must lay off one person from his staff. Jack Butler and Helen Doyle are the lowest seniority people and have the least experience, but they are so equal in performance, attendance, and potential, that he can't choose. So he decides to watch them both, and the first one to take a break will be the one to be layed off.

After three hours, Helen gets up, goes to the water cooler, takes an aspirin out of her purse and swallows it with water. The boss walks over to her and says, "I have a very difficult decision to make - I have to lay you or Jack off". She replies, "Well, you'd better Jack off then, because I have a headache."

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