A man and wife were sitting on a couch. They are bored, so the husband recxalls a great time.
"Hey, honey. Remember when we went to the Palimaries restaurant?"
No, dear, I dont."
" How could you forget? It was the best night of our lives! Remember how you would spoon feed me, and "play" with my manhood? Then we went outside. It was raining. So romantic! I could even see a little bit of your breasts. They were so beautiful! Then we went into my car, and went to the best hotel in the state! We rented the best suite they could offer. We had sex about eight times that night. You were so hot in that dress. Then I swore to you that we would never part, and that every woman I see is the ugliest thing next to you. You said it was the sweetest thing that anyone had ever said to her. Then, we had he best sex ever, and you gor pregnant! God, how can't you remember?
"...because it wasn't me."
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