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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head on top of a burning building. The firefighters came and told the red head to jump of first. When the red head jumped down they moved the blanket and she died. Next was the brunettes turn. She wouldn't jump down because she thought they would move the blanket. They said, No. We won't. We just hate red heads. So she jumped down and they moved the blanket. Then it was the blondes turn. She said she wouldn't jump. The guys said they just hated brunettes. She didn't believe them so she said "Just put down the blanket and I'll jump.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head were getting executed. The red head was up 1st.The guys said, Ready, Aim, And she yelled "Tornado!". They looked away and she ran. The brunette was up 2nd and she got what the red head was doing so they yelled ready, aim, and she yelled Earthquake!. They looked away and she ran. The blondie got what they were doing so when it was her turn they yelled ready, aim, and she yelled Fire!

10 blondes and a red head were hanging from a rope. One of them would have to volunteer to jump off or they would all fall and die. No one would volunteer. After a little while the red headed made a huge speech about how she would jump off and save their lives. The blondes applauded.

One day a blonde walked into an electronics store and wanted to buy a tv. So she brought something up to the register and said I wouldlike to buy this t.v. The cashier said, Sorry we don't sell to blondes. The next day she died her hair and went back up to the register and said I wouldlike to buy this t.v. The cashier said, Sorry we don't sell to blondes. So the blonde went home and died her hair again and changed her whole look. She went back up to the cashier and said I would like to buy this t.v. The cashier said, Sorry we don't sell to blondes. The blonde said, How the heck do you know I'm a blonde?! The cashier said, that's not a t.v. it's a microwave.

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