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A married man visits a sex therapist because he is upset that he and his wife don't climax at the same time. The therapist tells the man that he once had the same problem, but solved it by keeping a gun underneath his pillow. When he would be about to come, he'd fire the gun and his wife would come too. The man thanks the therapist and promises to try it. He comes back the next week, pale and distraught. ''What's wrong?" asks the therapist.

''Well,'' the man says, ''I tried your technique. I placed a .45 underneath the pillow, and that night was 69'ing with my wife. And as I was about to come, I fired the gun, just like you said.''

''And?''

''She shit on my face and bit my dick off.''

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by Lee W. 1+ years ago

Absolute ripper

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