Santa's erection

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It was christmas eve, and a lady hadn't had sex in a while, so she decided to wait for santa.When he came down the chimney, she took off her pants and said "ooh santa, please stay. And santa said "ho ho ho, I geuss I better go, gotta deliver toys to the childern you know.

So she took off her shirt and said "ooh santa, please stay!" and santa said "ho ho ho guess I better go, gotta deliver toys to the childern you know."

So she took off everything else and said, "ooh santa pleeease stay!!" and santa said, "hey hey hey guess I beter stay cant get back up the chimney with my dick this way!!!"

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