Very Optimistic

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Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say ''It could have been worse.'' His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come up with a bright side.

So the next day, only two of his friends showed up for a golf date.

Joe asked, ''Where's Gary?''

And one of his friends said, ''Didn't you hear? Yesterday, Gary found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself.''

Joe says,''Well it could have been worse.''

Both his friends said, ''How in hell could it be worse? Your best friend just killed himself!''

Joe says, ''If it had happened two days ago, I'd be dead now!''


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by Kristen C. 1+ years ago

took me a few but i got it. funny!!

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by Dave M. 1+ years ago

thats pretty good

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by irene w. 1+ years ago

i had to read it a second time to make sure i understood it that really wasn't funny

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by Andrew C. 1+ years ago

took me a little while to understand it cause i miss read it the first time no thats funny

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by jeania b. 1+ years ago


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CEFXI_Very Optimistic

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