Safety Warnings

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Liquid Plummer- Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Windex- Do not spray in eyes.

Bowl Fresh- Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Toilet Plunger- Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool- This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter- Safe to use around pets.

Endust Duster- This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Baby Oil- Keep out of reach of children

Little Ones Baby Lotion- Keep away from children

Hair Coloring- Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Wet-Nap- Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Dial Soap- Directions: Use like regular soap.

Stridex Foaming Face Wash- May contain foam.

Hair Dryer- Do not use while taking a shower

Old Spice Red Zone Deoderant- Use only on underarms.

Zantac 75- Do not take if allergic to zantac.

Sleeping Pills- Warning: May cause Drowsiness

Christmas Lights- Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Bic Lighter- Ignite lighter away from face.

Komatsu Floodlight- This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark


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by Chris P. 1+ years ago

Best one I ever saw in real life was: Warning -- this wastebasket does not come with a lid

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by Lee W. 1+ years ago

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