Liquid Plummer- Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Windex- Do not spray in eyes.
Bowl Fresh- Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
Toilet Plunger- Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Dremel Electric Rotary Tool- This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter- Safe to use around pets.
Endust Duster- This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
Baby Oil- Keep out of reach of children
Little Ones Baby Lotion- Keep away from children
Hair Coloring- Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Wet-Nap- Directions: Tear open packet and use.
Dial Soap- Directions: Use like regular soap.
Stridex Foaming Face Wash- May contain foam.
Hair Dryer- Do not use while taking a shower
Old Spice Red Zone Deoderant- Use only on underarms.
Zantac 75- Do not take if allergic to zantac.
Sleeping Pills- Warning: May cause Drowsiness
Christmas Lights- Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Bic Lighter- Ignite lighter away from face.
Komatsu Floodlight- This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
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