One day Moses and Jesus were golfing. On the 13th hole there was a lake going across the middle.
So Jesus said " Tiger Woods hit a two iron across the lake and so will i." Jesus hits the ball and it goes in the water. Moses suggests that he use a driver. But Jesus still wants to use the two iron.
After he hits it , the ball of course goes in the water. So jesus is walking on the water to get his ball when another golfer asks Moses "Who does he think he is Jesus?" and Moses smartly replies "No Tiger Woods."