"Do not use orally." On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
"Warning: contains nuts." On peanuts.
"Do not use orally after using rectally." In the instructions for an electric thermometer.
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." On an airline packet of nuts.
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." On a child's Superman costume.
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hand." On a Swedish chainsaw.
"Product will be hot after heating." On bread pudding.
"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
"This product is not to be used in bathrooms." On a bathroom heater.
PLEASE VOTE HIGH PLEASE MAYBE A 9 OR A 10
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