A preacher died and went up to the gates of heaven and their was a man who was giving out staffs and robes. The man said to the preacher, "Here is your wooden staff and cotton robe. Go and live eternal life." The preacher accepted it and stood to the side to see the next man in line. It was a taxi driver. The man said to the taxi driver," Here is your golden staff and silk robe.Go and live eternal life." The man accepted and walked away. The preacher went to the man and said, "Why did I get a lousy cotton robe and wooden staff when that worthless taxi driver got a silk robe and golden staff!" The man replied, "The reason is, when you were preaching in church, people were sleeping and when he was driving people, they were praying."