What are a dentist favourite letters/
What goes OH OH OH?
Santa Clause walking backwards!
How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?
Just wave to him?
Where do Geologists go for some fun?
To a Rock concert!
What do you do to a dog that chases everyone on a bicycle?
Take his bike away!
Hes got a real chip on his shoulder!
Not surprising when there is all that wood a bit higher up!
Why do cannibals make good police officers?
Because they love to grill their suspects!
Why dont cannibals like to eat comedians?
Because they taste funny!
What is the cannibals favourite game?
Swallow the leader!
Why do cannibals love to eat athletes?
Because they love Fast Food!
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