There was a man that went in to a pub and asked the bartender if he could have a fork. The bartender thought that this was odd but gave him the fork.

About five minutes later another man walked in to the bar and asked if he could have a straw so the bartender asked the man why he needed the straw and the man replied "Someone threw up out side and all the chunky bits are gone!".

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