The Easter Bubby, Cupid, and Santa are in a haunted house. They have one more door to go through to win a bet from a leprechan to go to the top floor of this house. The Easter Bunny goes throught first and hears "I am the Ghost of Lamborgini, I bite your balls and suck your weinie." so the Easter Bunny got scared and fell out of a window to his death. Next Cupid goes in, and the same thing happens to him. Last Santa goes in and the ghost says "I am the Ghost of Lamborgini, I bite your balls and suck your weinie." then Santa says "I am the Ghost of Christmas Past, you bite my balls I kick your ass!
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