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Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.

1956 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.

2006 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.


Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1956 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.

2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.


Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1956 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class.

2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.


Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives him a whipping.

1956 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.


Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to school.

1956 - Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the smoking dock.

2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.


Scenario: Mary turns up pregnant.

1956 - 5 High School Boys leave town. Mary does her senior year at a special school for expectant mothers.

2006 - Middle School Counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies the ACLU. Mary is driven to the next state over and gets an abortion without her parent's consent or knowledge Mary given condoms and told to be more careful next time.


Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.

1956: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.

2006 : Pedro's cause is taken up by state democratic party. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he can't speak English. ( but wait... Pedro brings 28 of his bro and sisters, cousins, uncles and aunts over the border... ILLEGALLY... starts his own lawn business and ends up becoming rich taking care of classmates' estates, finally buying his OWN mansion and living the GOOD life in AMERICA!)


Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.

1956 - Ants die.

2006 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.


Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him.

1956 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison.


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by Ashley C. 1+ years ago

Why don't we just wrap up all in the children in cotton and tie pillows to them so they can never get hurt ever? That'll solve everything! At least parents seem to think so...

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by Amy Y. 1+ years ago

We're just getting softer through the years... toughen up people!

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by AJ J. 1+ years ago

this country is getting pretty effed up

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by Chester K. 1+ years ago

haha i loved the second to last one! 1956-ants die haha hilarious man! good work!

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by Paige B. 1+ years ago

Where I live, it's perfectly legal to hit your children as long as you're only using your hands (no belts, whips, etc.) and you don't hit their face.

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by kevin s. 1+ years ago

and dont forget for teh last one, family sues, and recess is canceled for all public schools

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by elly j. 1+ years ago

i dont see how smacking a child should be banned. i was smacked and i'm perfectly fine. it makes us tough. the younger kids will all be needing to toughen up heaps.

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by Dustin M. 1+ years ago

yes there is something wrong

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by Mark S. 1+ years ago

So sad :(

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