Recarination

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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after-life. Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life

After a long life well lived, the husband was the first to go and, true to his word, he somehow managed shortly thereafter to make contact . . .

"Is that you, Dave?"

"Yes, I've come back just like we agreed."

"What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex. I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then I have sex until late at night. The next day it starts all over again."

"Oh, Dave you surely must be in heaven."

"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Northern Victoria ."

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