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Redneck Bubba died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends Daryl and Gomer were sent for. Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.

Daryl said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll 'im over." The mortician rolled him over and Daryl looked and said, "nope, tain't Bubba."

The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll 'im over." The mortician rolled him over, Gomer took a look and said..... " no, tain't Bubba."

The mortician, whose curiosity had gotten the better of him asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said "Well, Bubba had two assholes."

"What?" exclaimed the mortician. "He had two assholes?"

"Yup, everyone in town knew he had two assholes"

"Ever' time we went to town, folks would all say, "Here comes Bubba with them two assholes."

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