Emos on the internet

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For those of you who thought Emo's were not real, and are just a stereotypical character you'd see on a common television show. I have come to realize, emos are 100% real, and they exist... on the internet.

The following is a Messenger Logfile of somebody who recently added me to their contact list. I engaged in conversation with him through IM about 2 or 3 times previous of this one.

The names have been changed around to protect the individuals of this logfile. -----------

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) Never mind...>.>

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) Umm...

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) Have you talked to LeDonna ately..?

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) latelu*

Dan M. Scribe Nope, she doesn't talk to me.

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) Hmm...Well I practically killed her last night......

Dan M. Scribe pfft.

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) Hmm?

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) You okay, dude?

Dan M. Scribe Yeah I'm alright.

Dan M. Scribe I should be asking you the same question. lol

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) Well...I'm not...

Dan M. Scribe Why would you do that to her though?

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) Do what?

Dan M. Scribe Like, is she that much of a bad person to almost make her second thought her life?

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) Hmm? All I really did is show no signs of caring...Which I don't care...About anyone...

Dan M. Scribe Let me ask you something, you live a good life full of fairness and equality?

Dan M. Scribe Like, you got a bed to sleep in and everything right

Dan M. Scribe computer to play on

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) Actually...

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) I dont live a good life, okay?

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) Yeah...Big deal I'm rich! That doesnt make my life good...

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) Money cant fix a broken heart...

Dan M. Scribe Okay, well just so you know you're following a wordly known stereotype.

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) God...

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) If you are just gonna tell me this, I've heard t enough...

Dan M. Scribe Yeah well, it's just 1 woman. lol

Dan M. Scribe Theres so many other girls out there, and all their personalities are alike in many ways.

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) God! Don;t you get it?!

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) I've broken so many hearts...Revenge isnt a game, its a habit!

Dan M. Scribe LMAO

Dan M. Scribe Holy fuck man. Get some help.

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) I did...

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) Its the reason I stopped slashing...

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) I'm a fucking emo.... A true one! I dont care...

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) I like destroying things....Because I have three family members left and one of them is in an asylum!

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) I'm telling you...Money cant replace a family

Dan M. Scribe Money is a tool. It's not supposed to replace a family, you use it to take care of yourself. Not hurt yourself.

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) I dont hurt myself with it....I hurt others

Dan M. Scribe Thats not what I meant. C'mon get common sense through your head.

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) What do you mean?!

Dan M. Scribe Jesus Christ man, Money is used to take care of yourself.

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) And I do a good job...

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) Nevermind...

Dan M. Scribe Okay well, don't mind other people. They got their own problems.

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) How many times have I said that?

Dan M. Scribe I don't know, haven't heard you said it at all.

Dan M. Scribe It's common sense man, shit. You want to be happy one day?

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) No!

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) I know I'll never be happy

Dan M. Scribe Why not?

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) Because I dont have anything to live for...

Dan M. Scribe Okay.

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) Yet I'm still alive, right?

Dan M. Scribe What you want me to say?

Dan M. Scribe Go kill yourself?

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) Hmm...Thats what I'd say

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) But I do have something to live for

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) Its called "Revenge"

Dan M. Scribe You just said you didn't have anything to live for though, and whats this revenge you speak of actually? To keep breaking hearts or something?

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) Yep...I enjoy Hurting people....

Dan M. Scribe Keep doing it than. Be like me, Fucking keep hurtin' people who fuck with you and look down at them with an iron fist.

Dan M. Scribe I don't give a shit man, I'm Dan M. Scribe.

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) Hmm...I don't Give a shit Either... I'm Juju Derek Adams...I murdered half of my family! God...>.>

Dan M. Scribe Girl try to break my heart once, just slapped that bitch, emotionally.

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) Ahahaha you have a weak point

Dan M. Scribe Oh yeah? and what'd that be

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) You have a heart to break

Dan M. Scribe oooh hell no.

Dan M. Scribe I'm the one who fucks with people, nobody fucks with me.

Dan M. Scribe I ain't an asshole, or a pussy. I'm a fucking dick

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) You still have a heart to break

Dan M. Scribe Nah man, girl tried to break my heart once I told you I just smacked that bitch aside and said "Git the fuck outta here hoe"

Dan M. Scribe then she went on her street corner and started making money for me

Dan M. Scribe Now thats self-esteem

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) I dont give a shit if my family is nuked.....I dont give a shit if I have no friends...I dont give a shit whether I'm alive or in hell

Dan M. Scribe Nah man you have to be dominant and strong, don't be weak and all pussy and shit.

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) Who said I am?

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) I just dont care...

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) Yeah sure...I've cracked a few jaws in my day...

Dan M. Scribe My defination on a pussy is somebody who always staring out at the past, and not caring about what the hell's going on in the present and have no plans for

the future.

Dan M. Scribe Has nothing to do with how strong you are physically.

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) My point is that I havr the strength to attack someone...I'm just not scared of hell...and I'm not scared of loss...

Dan M. Scribe Well shit, be a man and stand up to this shit.

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) Why stand up?

Dan M. Scribe So nobody can fuck with you

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) If you stand up, it means you feel weak when you're down

Dan M. Scribe So what you're gonna sit down all your life?

Dan M. Scribe Stand up and walk man, shit.

Dan M. Scribe Well I dunno man, you're going to learn about all these things someday.

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) Let me tell you one thing!

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) I fucking aged.....

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) As far as I feel...I'm 21....

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) The last few days...I have grown four years.......

Dan M. Scribe Hold on sec

Dan M. Scribe You can't grow 4 years in one day. It's impossible.

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) Its not...

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) And it was 2 days

Dan M. Scribe Maybe on a leap year, but thats only if you're born on that day. Even then, it's impossible to grow 4 years in that area of time.

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) Hey, kid...I know what I'm saying and only I can understand it...

Dan M. Scribe Don't call me a fucking kid. You're the one whos 17 yeardsold.

Dan M. Scribe I know more than you do.

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) Or so you think...

Dan M. Scribe Yeah and you think you know something

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) You don't even know my age!

Dan M. Scribe You got no fucking real problems. You're 17 yearsold.

Dan M. Scribe Why don't you go get a fucking mirror

Dan M. Scribe and take a good fucking look at yourself.

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) I have quite a few...

Dan M. Scribe NO REAL PROBLEMS. PERIOD.

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) You...You get a mirror and i suggest you get off your ass.

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) Being on the computer 24/7 Actually made me thin

Dan M. Scribe Just go take a good fucking look at yourself.

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) Hmm? I don't really care...

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) Big deal! I look dead

Dan M. Scribe Good, maybe you should go die.

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) I have reasons not to

Dan M. Scribe Tried to help you out here but you got some serious fucking emo-problems.

Dan M. Scribe Mental issues, that is.

Dan M. Scribe Fucking child. lol

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) You know what you are doing?

Dan M. Scribe Yeah man, tried to help you out through my perspective. You are the one who sent me a damn IM.

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) You are putting me in my brother's place and pretty soon I'm gonna shove a shovel up someone's ass

Dan M. Scribe Go ahead then

Dan M. Scribe Go kill somebody.

Dan M. Scribe Shit, come kill me

Dan M. Scribe I'll give you my address

Juju (imprisoned in the darknesss ...-_-

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) I don't want to kill you...

Dan M. Scribe Alright then well shut the fuck up then.

Dan M. Scribe Cause you know i'll fuck your day up

Dan M. Scribe Alright, child. I got some things to do. You want to continue this later I'll send you a fucking IM.

Dan M. Scribe Otherwise, Block me. Peace.

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) I've already sucked all the pain I could

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) I just...

Juju (imprisoned in the darkness) almost made history repeat

Dan M. Scribe Just shut the fuck up man, nobody cares!

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